#Bill Shorten

[scp-230]

Bill shorten retiring after fucking up the NDIS and creating stereotypes that disabled people are misusing taxpayers funds for alcohol, drugs, vacations and sex

[triumph-of-adaptation]

Disability rights activists operating under the title of the Sicko Liberation Organisation picketed outside the office of NDIS Minister Bill Shorten last Thursday.

“Ritalin has the mic right now,” said the organiser, leading a small huddle of aggrieved protesters who felt blindsided by Labor’s recent reforms to the National Disability Insurance Scheme (NDIS).

@grant.ionaton

[scp-basilisk]

Nightmare blunt rotation

[yournewfriendshouse]

holy fucking shit

[the-deviations]

The former Labor leader says that when he joined the Australian Workers Union 30 years ago, he was "driven by the belief that everyone, regardless of circumstance, deserves an equal opportunity".

"The same principle … brought me here (federal parliament) in 2007," he says.

"A determination to always stand up for the underdog."

oh so very fuck off

[nando161mando]

NDIS "Not one size fits all" says Minister Bill Shorten | Insiders | ABC...

[dadsinsuits]

Bill Shorten

[richo1915]

Bill was a Union man.

Bill fought the Good Fight.

Bill got politically active.

And Bill still fights the good fight.

Be like Bill.

[phlebasphoenician]

Couple of thoughts on this:

Firstly, it's a sanga not a hotdog - a bun would be wrong.

I vividly remember migrating to Australia as a kid and being bewildered by the Bunnings Sausage Sizzle, but after decades as an Aussie I can't imagine anything else.

But secondly and more importantly, the Bunnings sausage sizzle is a thing because it's a fundraiser. A mutually beneficial one.

Bunnings makes the effort to supply all the equipment - the barbecues, the payment machine, the fire safety stuff, the gazebo. All the volunteers gotta do is rock up with their aprons, tongs, gloves, and the food. This works well for the company since they get to look good in the community, plus they get increased business on the day since the whoever is organising the fundraiser is gonna tell everyone and their dog about it in an effort to raise more money. All the money goes to the cause BTW, Bunnings doesn't take any, they're basically letting people come and use the space and their barbecues for free.

Also, in my experience as a volunteer, the food is often donated too. The local Woollies or Coles might be convinced to supply saussies and bread, if the fundraiser is for a school project then the parents who can't spare the time to volunteer will often donate cans of drink. Cheap food is thus almost mandatory since it allows the budget to stretch further and the fundraiser to make more money.

And finally, since this is batship-auspol....

Overseas followers if you think our language is weird, just know that in Australia we have replaced the tradition of Sunday Church with a new tradition of going to a hardware store to eat sausages in the carpark.

Here is JFK's daughter attending one as part of a diplomatic mission of the American Ambassador (and no we are 100% not making this up).

At one point the hardware store banned people putting onion on top of their sausages due to all the injuries from people dropping them, and it was a national news story/outrage for weeks.

[aressida]

Bill Shorten has announced his retirement from politics after serving as a member of parliament for over 17 years. -> https://t.me/ausvstheagenda/1882

[famousborntoday]

William Richard Shorten is an Australian politician and former trade unionist serving as the current Minister for Government Services and Minister for the Natio...

Link: Bill Shorten

[avocado62524]

[fridayyy-13th]

yknow one thing i was really surprised by when starting Gravity Falls was that the terms "mystery twins" and "bipper" are both just...From Canon. they sound exactly like fanon terms in my mind, i'd heard them before from my mutuals' reblogs about the series, so hearing them In The Actual Show caught me way off-guard.

[emily-mooon]

Ahhhhh yes a title card. For that one au I said I would write, then didn’t, said I would write for again, then didn’t, then written part of chapter one for and then didn’t finish it on my three days off.

[theflapjackwhoeatslavender]

Hi! Thanks for giving us an opportunity to ask about the universe you're willing to show. I'd like to ask...

- How was Bill somehow revived through Mabel?

- Can he escape from Gravity Falls, considering the Weirdness Barrier?

- How's going on with Candy?

- What Wendy wants to do in the future? If she's willing, I think she can be a gym coach or something? It would be great if she could find somewhere to begin with.

You don't have to answer everything. You can choose whatever you like, no matter how many of they you're willing to deal with. Enjoy choosing what you want to answer!

And just like that, Beth Pines almost caused the end of the world (again) in slippers.

[nando161mando]

"blocking welfare recipients' calls for help is so unacceptable

if you can't get through to centrelink, i recommend calling Bill Shorten's electorate office directly": (03) 9326 1300